A List of Names I Call My Son

He's a man of many names.  It occurred to me the other night that my son has a growing list of nicknames and, as he's approaching his first birthday (how did that happen?), we should probably edit the list eventually.  None of them seem too potentially scarring though, right?

• Pumpkin
• Pumpkin Pie
• Pumpkin Seed
• Sweet Pea
• Sweetie Pea
• Honey
• Honey Pie
• Honey Bee
• Honey Biscuit
• Biscuit
• Cutie
• Cutie Pie
• Cutie Bean
• Apey
• Baby Ape
• Sugar Pie
• Sugar Foot
• Chuby (pronounced "chew-bee," not to be confused with 'chubby')
• Chubeanie Baby
• Chubasco Sauce
• Chubikin Pampwalker
• Chubinho (for when he plays for the Brazilian national team)
• Dinobaby
• Baby Hulk
• Little Man

 Then, of course, there's his actual name, although he probably thinks that it's "No sir!"  Poor kid.